December 2011
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In which our standards become lower every day...
Blair: What are you up to?
Me: Reading. You?
Blair: Applying for an internship with the Cheesecake Factory magazine.
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We wanted flying cars, instead we got 140 characters.
– The Founders Fund
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If I said I was a fat thug who beat up women and sold bad coke, would you like...
– David Carr, Me and My Girls (adapted from The Night of the Gun)
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This was primarily a U.S. event and we wanted to make sure the Western media was...
– U.S. military spokesman Col. Barry Johnson, explaining why Iraqi media weren’t invited to the U.S.’s Iraq withdrawal ceremony. (via officialssay)
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There’s nothing wrong with being happy. There’s nothing wrong with enjoying...
– Todd VanDerWerff (via ladymisskate)
I’m basically in love with Todd VanDerWerff these days. His Community write-ups are always emotional, always phenomenal (and his Glee write-ups are worth reading whether or not you watch the show, because he’s slowly losing his mind). Last night was no...
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#firstworldproblems
My mom asked me to buy her a New York hoodie when I visited Blair in the city this summer. I may or may not have forgotten.
Last week, she told me she couldn’t wait to get her new hoodie when I go down for Christmas. She’s had such a rough time that I couldn’t bear to tell her I forgot.
So now I’m scouring the internet for a cheap hoodie that says New York on it, with the...
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